Have you ever driven a fridge? I have now - a fridge on wheels. The metaphor fails only because the Nissan Cube has a very good heater as well as an effective air-conditioning system. None of this is meant as an insult. If a car is white and named Cube, then it surely invites such comparisons.
You might, at this point, be wondering why you should want such a car. On a practical level, it's as roomy as a car can reasonably be for a given amount of road space. And there's something pleasingly anti-beauty, anti-sensual about it. Here is the car as emotionally primordial object, the car as it might be drawn by a young child, with its rounded windows set in an angular, naive outline.
DE-STRESSING DRIVING EXPERIENCE
It does so, surprisingly well. Under its wacky skin are the underpinnings of Nissans Micra and Note, and, to a degree, their European cousin, the Renault Clio. It rides the way French cars used to: smooth, supple and languid.
This and the cartoon looks make for a de-stressing driving experience, yet the Cube can be hurried along if required. It stays steady in corners, and the 82kW, 1.6-litre engine - soon to be joined by a 1.5-litre turbodiesel - feels perky if far from potent.
My test car had a continuously variable automatic transmission which worked well, avoiding the tendency of past systems to let the engine rev noisily when one tried to accelerate vigorously. You simply put it in gear and leave it to its own devices. It is, however, slower and thirstier than a manual.
This being the high-specification Kaizen version, it featured automatic windscreen wipers with unusually hopeless intuition, plus a rear parking camera, which you would think unnecessary given the Cube's vertical tail and ample glass area.
But this is a car in which the absurd coexists happily with the rational. Its creators have taken a fresh look at what we want and need in a car, and you have to admire their solution. - The Independent, London
Nissan SA says it has no plans at this stage to release the Cube in South Africa.
THE RIVALS
Citroen C3 Picasso:
R199 900.
Another essentially boxy car with rounded corners, it's roomy, practical and delightful to drive. Top models are plush, too.
Kia Soul 1.6:
R199 995.
Kia's compact MPV with quasi-military looks. Steering feels sticky and it's noisy at speed but good value.